Lyrics
This ain't Texas, ain't no Hold 'Em (Woo, hey!) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Woo) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo! There's a tornado in my city (There's a tornado in my city) Hit the basement, that shit ain't pretty (Hit the basement, that shit ain't pretty) Rugged whiskey 'cause we surviving (Rugged whiskey 'cause we surviving) Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption passing time, yeah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh One step to the right We headin' to the dive bar We always thought was nice Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Run me to the left Then spin me in the middle, boy I can't read your mind This ain't Texas, ain't no Hold 'Em (Woo, hey!) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Woo) And throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo! Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Woo-hoo There's a heat wave coming at us (There's a heat wave coming at us) Too hot to think straight, too cold to panic (Too hot to think straight, cold to panic) All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) Now we're running to the first bar that we find, yeah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh One step to the right We headin' to the dive bar We always thought was nice Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh You run to the left Just work me in the middle, boy I can't read your mind This ain't Texas, ain't no Hold 'Em (Woo, hey!) So lay your cards down, down, down, down So park your Lexus (Hey) Throw your keys up (Hey) Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo! And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a, come take it to the floor now, ooh Take it to the floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots To the floor now, ooh Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh) Shoot Come take it to the floor now, ooh And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too Furs, spurs, boots Solargenic, photogenic, shoot
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