Dry Bar Comedy

Tom Clark was born and raised, in that order. Clark’s mix of well-crafted jokes and spontaneous crowd work has led to appearances on TBS’s, Conan, CBS’s Late Late Show, and Comedy Central’s Premium Blend.

Cursed with the ability to over-analyze even the most basic of human interactions, comedian Drew Allen has been delighting audiences with his distinct brand of anxious comedy since 2010.

Heath is one of the brightest new comedians out there. His family-friendly style of comedy kills in clubs, colleges, and festivals including the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland.

Karen Rontowski's fast-paced, quirky and charmingly optimistic comedy has been featured in clubs, TV, radio, and at corporate events all around the world.

Husband. Idiot. Dad. His kids think he’s fun. His wife thinks he’s an idiot. Audiences think he’s hilarious!

Bengt Washburn is an Aquarius with Hazel eyes who prefers boxer briefs, solid deodorants, and Crest toothpaste.

Comedian Steve Soelberg presents his personal blend of observational comedy and storytelling, relating his experiences of growing up in a large Seattle family alongside funny anecdotes and jokes.

Ferguson has appeared on the Tonight Show, Comedy Central, Comics Unleashed and ABC's Family Channel. He was the Winner of the Seattle International Comedy Competition, Three time semi-finalist at the Boston Comedy Festival, Finalist in the San Francisco International Comedy Competition and named Best of Fest" at the Detroit, Lucky Eagle and San Luis Obispo Comedy Festivals.

As down home as collards and cornbread, as sharp as a pickaxe, and as funny as a possum in a petticoat, Comedian Bone Hampton is a master at making audiences feel like family.

Jenna Kim Jones is a comedian known for her strong personality and little to no upper body strength. She recently came to grips with the fact that she will never be able to do a pull up and earn her 4th grade Presidential Fitness Award though she plans to exploit this limitation into a book or reality television deal.

Brad Upton first stepped on stage in September of 1984 and he's never looked back. This ex-grade school teacher is now in his 30th year of comedy and is nearing 6000 lifetime performances.

Part man, part ageless boy; comedian Dwight Slade has the privilege of being a comedy legend in American stand up.

Kellen Erskine was featured on season 7 of NBC’s America’s Got Talent. His jokes have appeared in many publications including the Reader’s Digest.

In Alex Velluto's debut comedy special, he discusses his frustrations with relationships, dating, food, and goes over some "spurious correlations" and data in a hilarious routine with flip charts.

Born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Kermet Apio enjoyed a childhood in paradise. He spent his time watching television, playing, and procrastinating everything else.

David Crowe is a 20 year veteran of the comedy stage. After winning both the Seattle and San Francisco Comedy Competitions, then performing for a US President the same year, his career took off and has never stopped.

Robert's award-winning comedy is smart, subtle, and silly. Not too smart and not too subtle, but occasionally a bit more silly than you'd expect.

Brian Moote started performing stand up in 2005 while he was working as a teacher in the Seattle School District.

Brad is a double threat. One of the most talented magicians in the country, he is also a very gifted and funny stand-up comedian in The Comedy and Magic of Brad Bonar.

Folk Humorist Mary Mack performs her sometimes-musical comedy at festivals, colleges, clubs, casinos and anywhere you can find a llama or a buffet line.

Born in Texas and raised in Augusta, Georgia – Billy Anderson is a stand-up comedian currently living in Seattle, Washington.

Russ has become recognized in the entertainment industry for achieving more laughs per minute than any comedian working the circuit today and has also been seen on The Nashville Network, A&E's Comedy on the Road, Showtime's Comedy Club Network, the WB, Spike TV, Comedy Central and the list goes on and on.

Dennis Gaxiola is one of America's funniest clean comedians. The preacher's son gained notoriety from his appearances with Jamie Foxx on Comedy Central, The Latin Kings of Comedy Tour with Paul Rodriguez, BET's Comic View, Que Locos and the 2010 season Martin Lawrence's First Amendment Stand Up.

Michael's brand of comedy is, in a word, familiar. Not in the sense that you've heard it before, but more so that he knows you and you know him.

The Award-Winning One-Man Show of Jason Hewlett The Entertainer will have you laughing until it hurts. Comedy, Music, Impressions, and Standing Ovations make Jason the perfect entertainer.

Christian Pieper is an award-winning and crowd-pleasing comedian from Beaver Dam, Kentucky, now living in Los Angeles.

Tim headlines clubs all over North America, has performed on over 500 college campuses as well as comedy festivals in New York, Montreal, and Seattle, and he's a fixture in the New York City club scene.

Collin is one of the most fun, personable, and sought after headliners today. He has had his own stand-up special on Showtime, he's been on Nickelodeon, and was recently featured on Last Call with Carson Daly.

Joshua Fonokalafi is a Utah-based comedian from the mean streets of Ogden, Utah's own Compton. Raised in the Northwest and the son of an Islander immigrant, Joshua tells of his hardships growing up as one of the biggest minorities in the country.

Andrew Sleighter started in comedy looking for the perfect funny line to open a biography. Since then, Andrew's laid-back style and clever writing has won him appreciation from fans and respect from his peers.

Sacramento, California-born Key Lewis is a high energy, improvisational, storytelling, multiple-personality nutcase!

Raised on a farm in the heart of Canada, Leland quickly learned that shoveling manure and weeding potatoes, although lucrative, wasn't his passion in life.

Keith Stubbs is a 'triple threat' in showbiz and entertainment. He's a hilarious stand-up comedian, talented actor, and award-winning radio personality. Keith was twice-voted 'Best Comedian' by City Weekly, the Standard-Examiner named him 'Funniest Comic' and he was a semi-finalist in Comedy Central's Laugh Riots comedy competition.

Paul has been doing comedy since 2008 and has been headlining in Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming. He has a CD on iTunes - "Sheffield Had it Worse." He is the winner of the 2010 Happy Valley Comedy Competition.

Born and raised in the heart of Utah County, Jordan Makin had to compensate for his red hair and uneventful childhood by learning to be funny.

Comedian and Impressionist Dave Burleigh's star is on the rise. His uncanny ability to impersonate just about anyone landed him the starring role as Charlie Sheen in "Not Another Celebrity Movie." Burleigh's multiple characters, voices, and impressions were showcased on Season 7 of America's Got Talent, where he became a fast favorite of both judges and fans alike.

Adored by girlfriends' mothers everywhere, Aaron Woodall is a nice, young man coming to grips with a dirty, cynical world.

Originally from the Midwest, raised in Orange County, college in Montana and a three-year stint in Asia make Patrick Keane a comedian with a background.

Brad Stine's 1st major release and features Brad's wonderfully hilarious brand of clean comedy. Brad's comedy is sweeping the nation and his popularity is booming! He is the most media-covered Christian comedian in the country. He had an 8-page profile written about him and his comedy in the New Yorker magazine where he was referred to as Gods Comic.

If you missed Cash on Fox Sports or haven’t bought his newly released comedy CD, Extemporaneous, you’re probably familiar with seeing his act on Comedy Central, Fox Sports, NBC, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS), Comics Unleashed, Just For Laughs Toronto, Moontowers Comedy Festival, Comedy.TV.

One of today's busiest comics, Jason Love has appeared on HBO, Comedy Central, America's Got Talent, and over 20 national broadcasts.Jason works clean and incorporates music, making him a favorite for companies like Google, Chevron, Farmers, and Costco.

The Award-Winning One-Man Show of Jason Hewlett The Entertainer will have you laughing until it hurts. Comedy, Music, Impressions, and Standing Ovations make Jason the perfect entertainer.

Zoltan Kaszas was born in Budapest, Hungary and raised in San Diego, California. He first stepped onstage at the age of nineteen and he was hooked immediately.

Moody was born "Matthew" in Syracuse, NY, into a rambunctious household with six siblings. (They're Irish...somebody had to get a nickname.) He began doing comedy in 1992 and was soon hired by Syracuse's top morning radio show to cover sports and write jokes, his first loves.

In 1999, Kevin found himself in the real world with no real job skills and a strong desire to work an hour a day.

Johnny Beehner puts on a funny show. He's got everything you want from a comic: He's silly, he's likeable, and he's fun.

Paul was raised as a sports fanatic in the tiny town of Owego, in upstate New York. After four years of playing college basketball, somehow he graduated.

Steve Mazan shot out of the famous San Francisco scene that produced comedy legends such as Robin Williams and Dana Carvey.

Chris Voth is an accomplished comedian, a licensed teacher, and a published author. Voth made his debut late-night television appearance on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

There's no doubt Keith Barany delivers the laughs, every single time he hits the stage. As a tested and veteran touring pro, Keith could explain for hours about the subtle skill set he employs to make the laughs happen.

Scott Novotny brings his high-energy goofyness to the live audience at DryBar.

Smooth. Clever. Hilarious. These words are often used to describe Sam Adams as a comedian, public speaker and Master of Ceremonies.

LUCAS BOHN is energetic with an edge. The perfect blend of schoolboy charm and bad-boy charisma, his comedy is both smart and audacious.

Simply put; Warren B Hall is not what you're expecting. He purposely avoids using the white vs black angle done by many mainstream black comedians.

He is often mistaken for the bouncer, security guard or bachelorette party stripper but rarely a comedian…until he takes the stage.

Dwayne Perkins has earned a spot in today's elite class of stand-up comics with appearances on Comedy Central and on Conan.

Scott Losse is a stand-up comedian from Seattle, Washington. He is married and has two chihuahuas. Scott has performed at Portland's Bridgetown Comedy Festival, SF Sketchfest, Sketchfest Seattle, Bumbershoot: Seattle's Music & Arts Festival, Treefort Music Fest and lots of places that aren't festivals.

Frances takes the stage full of energy and ready for fun. Frances does one thing you don't see many female comics do…physical humor, and she delivers it with every silly bone in her body.

Drew Barth is one of the fastest rising comedy stars in the Northwest. Born just outside the city of Seattle, what started as a dare in high school has become a full-time career.

The King Of Queens writer Dennis Regan comes swinging hard with his quick wit and flawless delivery. The laughs just keep on coming in "Dennisland".

Andy Hendrickson has multiple TV appearances including: The Late Show with David Letterman, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Gotham Comedy Live, NBC/Seeso's The Guest List and more.

Steve Bruner looks like a perfectly normal guy—until he opens his mouth. He's delivered his laser-sharp humor on Comedy Club Network (Showtime), An Evening at the Improv (A&E), Into the Night (ABC), and The Byron Allen Show (NBC), to name a few.

Jessi Campbell has recently been seen on Last Comic Standing. She was the 2015 Campus Activities Magazine Female Performer of the Year, an award she was also nominated for in 2013.

Who goes from being a mild-mannered nationally recognized college a-capella group vocal percussionist to becoming a high-energy, intelligent, physical, and downright silly beatboxing comedian?

Former Gang Member, current comedian, future famous comedian. Shayne Smith is the runner up in the Wiseguys' 2015 Funniest Person In Utah competition, winner of the 2015 Salt City Comedy Superstar contest and most recently voted best Alternative Comedian of 2016 by City Weekly.

Rex has been delighting comedy audiences for 20 years, in world-famous comedy clubs like The Improv, Catch-A-Rising Star, Funny Bones and Zanies, on television for Showtime, Comedy Central and Comic Relief, on radio with Bob & Tom and NPR, cruise ships worldwide, and corporate clients including GM, American Express, Texaco, 3M, Coca-Cola, IBM, Toshiba, Lowe's, Johnson & Johnson, Ameritech, Proctor & Gamble, State Farm, Quaker Oats, Verizon and the IRS ("Working for the IRS is the only sure way to get money from them."), and numerous non-profit and charitable organizations, such as St.

Tony Deyo is a stand-up comedian known most notably for his sharp, quick material and near-perfect comedic timing almost certainly gained from his years as a professional symphony musician.

Andrew's very personal and fun storytelling comedy, combined with his exemplary work ethic has earned him high praise from some of the best comedians in the business.

With an array of impressions, stories, gestures and faces, Arvin's memorable performance is sure to please. As the former co-host of BET's Club Comic View, Arvin has been featured on Kevin Heart's "One Mic Stand", Tony Rocks "The Funny Spot", as well as entertaining our troops abroad.

Utterly old and running a lengthy budget deficit, Tim Slagle blames reptiles, the Gallery of Frigid Air, happy endings, and Nigerian royalty.

Big Al connects with his audiences--getting them to appreciate the lighter side of their own lives relating his observations and experiences.

Jay Whittaker is a comedian, actor, host and writer hailing from Los Angeles & Salt Lake City. He's been seen on the Food Network and even featured in USA Today.

Over the years Tom Ryan has worked steadily at comedy clubs, concert venues, corporate functions and colleges across the U.S.. He has also made national television appearances on Showtime, A&E Comedy Central, and… Three times on "The Late Show with David Letterman!".

Matt Knudsen was born in Hawaii, raised in the Mid-west and sailed around the world as a merchant marine. As an actor, Matt shared the big screen with Oscar winner Sean Penn in Gangster Squad, or you may also recognize him from his appearances in shows like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Key & Peele, Workaholics, The League, Big Love, Boston Legal or Malcolm in the Middle just to name a few.

Kjell began his comedy career in Los Angeles, California. He gained some notoriety when featured in both the Chicago comedy festival and Montreal comedy festival.

Tom has been profiled in People magazine, called "gut-busting hilarious" by The New York Times, and given a perfect 4-star rating by the New York Post.

With his Sharp Delivery, quick wit, and unique style, Mike Toomey has been a favorite at comedy clubs and special events since 1982.

Andy Peters will get you. Where you sit, stand or hide. Wherever. Peters is a stand- up comedian who enjoys getting to the audience like no other.

A teacher by day and comic by night, Cory Michaelis keeps his act edgy enough to keep the audience from feeling like they’re in his 10th grade History class. He cleverly tells short stories and jokes that try to get audiences to think but are silly and absurd as well. Cory is a regular in all of the clubs in the Pacific Northwest and has headlined clubs, colleges, casinos, and weird bars all over the country. He didn't win the 2013 World Series of Comedy (semi-finals), and the 2012 Seattle international Comedy Competition (SICC), or the 2014 Tacoma Comdy Content (2nd) but he took another crack at the SICC and made the 2014 finals.

Andy recently appeared on Conan on TBS. Around that same time, his half-hour special premiered on Comedy Central.

Alex Velluto is a stand-up comedian and Diet Coke drinker from Salt Lake City, Utah. He has performed at comedy festivals all over the country including the Boston Comedy Festival, Big Sky Comedy Festival, and the Seattle International Comedy Competition.

Tommy Ryman grew up with a new-age, folk singing mother and a traditional, Lutheran insurance-agent father. This XY equation evidently equals: acclaimed comedian.

Leanne Morgan exudes southern charm. She is a naturally funny storyteller who gives an honest look at suburban life and the challenges of keeping her husband happy while juggling kids, dogs and cheerleading camp at the same time she's racing to get her hair highlighted, have a colonoscopy and join weight watchers for the 7th time!

Hailing from the great city of Cincinnati, Ohio, Josh comes to Dry Bar to bring "new life" to his comedy. Being funny 24/7 can be difficult, but Josh Sneed does it.

Corey is a highly sought after national touring college, club and corporate and cruise ship performer. He was the winner of The Catch a New Rising Star, The Funniest Comic in New England and the 2017 Big Sky Comedy Festivals.

With an act that crosses all boundaries, B.T. will surely have you rolling with laughter. His physical performance style and charm landed him two performances on NBC's Friday Night Videos and a performance at the prestigious HBO U.S.

Have you ever, as an adult, been bullied by a healthcare professional or popular middle school girl? Andrew has.

Greg Morton had only two choices in schoolyard conflicts. Learn the ways of the force, or use his wit to diffuse situations.

Spencer has performed all over North America, he has won festivals, and he was recently featured on Fox's television show "Laughs." Yet now, with the title as a Las Vegas headliner, he brings all of his talents to the stage for a once in a generation experience.

Mark Christopher Lawrence (born May 22, 1964) is an American character actor, stand-up comedian, and voice-over artist.

Mike Paramore is the guy you fight to sit next to in a movie theatre, on a long car ride, or during a boring lecture.

For 20 years, Costaki has been living his dream as a full-time stand up comic. He has written jokes for Bette Midler, Jay Leno, MTV, and BET.

Mike Speenberg has been a professional touring Stand-up comedian for 20 years. He's performed on 5 different continents, entertained everyone from Hall of Fame Athletes to US Diplomats, shared the stage with everyone from Robin Williams to Bill Burr, and been featured on everything from CNN to the AMERICAN FORCES RADIO NETWORK.

Eric O'Shea has been active in the comedy business for 25 years. He has performed in L.A. with Betty White at the Creative Emmy Awards and has appeared on America's Got Talent.

Greg Warren is a nationally touring headliner and has been featured on Late Night with Seth Meyers, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central Presents, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, BET and CMT.

John Wesley Austin has been working the comedy club circuit for over 18 years, & it shows in his side-splitting and sometimes-outrageous stand-up comedy.

Fred Klett has built a career from being a clean comedian, a style that is his trademark. His comedy is G-rated and focused to appeal to families with members of all ages since much of his material is taken from his experiences growing up in a large Christian family.

Jeffrey Jena is one of the top corporate and cruise comics working today. His thirty-three years of live performance experience and over forty national television shows, both as an actor and comic give him the ability to work for any audience

A hilarious performer, Adam has been seen on IFC's "The Birthday Boys," HBO's "Got No Game," and TBS's "Lopez Tonight." His stand up has been featured on Nickelodeon's "NickMom," Hulu's "West Coast Funnies" "Tell Your Friends: The Concert Film," "The CoExist Comedy Tour" documentary, "ComedyTime," as well as heard worldwide on Sirius|XM Radio.

Boston bred and Brooklyn based, Kendra Cunningham has been named as a comic to watch by Time Out New York and has been compared to Groucho Marx and Mae West by the UK's Chortle.

Lamuweri Guluka is an African name meaning "hard to pronounce on the first try." Lam is a seasoned comedian who has performed at colleges, comedy clubs, and cafes all over the country whose background as a nerdy, suburban, black male gives him a unique comedic perspective that audiences love.

Karen Mills has made a career out of making people laugh. She's been a nationally touring comedian for 25 years and can be heard daily on Sirius / XM comedy channels.

Danny has been performing stand up comedy for over sixteen years. He's had the opportunity to work for many corporate events, charity organizations, and cruise ships.

Mike Guido has made his mark as a nationally known headlining comedian. He has made eight national TV appearances including SHOWTIME, A&E, MTV, and VH1 and has worked with some of today's biggest stars such as Jay Leno, Robin Williams, and Ellen Degenneres.

Jimmy is well known for his high energy rapid-fire delivery, hilarious stories, and one-liners as well as amazing improvisation off the audience responses with Headlining performances that are always on the edge with his unique edgy streetwise point of view.

Get to know Seth from the chest down. He's big, he's tall, but most of all he's hilarious. Check out this Utah-raised, clean, and semi-professional comedian today!

Having spent much of her teens homeless, Kim Kerley has seen things in life that many never see. She's chosen to find the funny in those situations.

Today that dream is more alive than ever as he is a 20-year veteran stand-up comedian, TV and radio personality, speaker and writer, who has performed on stages around the world.

Tom Foss has traveled around the world entertaining our troops. Including 5 tours to Iraq, 6 tours of Afghanistan, 11 tours of the middle east, 4 tours of Europe, 3 tours of the Far East, Greenland, 5 aircraft carriers, support ships and bases all around the United States.

With his unique act, Jim keeps the audience on its toes. Volleying between set material and working the crowd, Jim cracks jokes with amazing timing and whip-like precision.

Mark stands 6'7" weighs in at 350, technically a giant, however he is very weak and a wimp. In his routines, he weaves the story of his life as a bumbling jolly giant in his fast engaging storytelling style.

Witty and relatable, Rahn Hortman’s comedy is centered around finding humor in his own experiences. In his Dry Bar Comedy special, Hortman riffs on children who are politely disrespectful, economy hotels, women referring to him as cute instead of handsome, and taking his wife’s birth control on accident.

The master of satire has been a part of The Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Boston Comedy Festival, Laughing Skull Comedy Festival, and Bumbershoot Arts festival.

Andy Gold has appeared in festivals and competitions all over the country, including the Boston Comedy Festival, San Diego Comedy Festival, Laugh Your Asheville Off and Comcast's Trial by Laughter Comedy Festival.

Rodriguez connects with audiences by relating everyday life experiences. Anything and everything is fair game, from marriage mishaps to the challenges of dieting.

Comedian Jeff Wayne was dubbed "Big Daddy" by Billy Crystal and Robin Williams on an HBO Comic Relief show. The moniker has stuck to a guy who's been part of the stand-up comedy scene for a long time.

Jeff Allen combines clean, hilarious humor like no other comedian working today. Besides performing at corporate functions and fundraisers, he regularly appears on television, radio, and casinos across the country.

Daren Streblow's unique style of observational stand-up comedy has been entertaining hundreds-of-thousands of people throughout the United States and around the world since he first stepped on the stage in 1995.

A Former Los Angeles Police Officer, Kevin has thrilled audiences at Clubs, on Cruise ships, and for the troops worldwide.

Over the past decade, Andy Beningo has established himself as one of the hardest working comedians in the business.

Danny Johnson's hilarious, clean stand-up has entertained audiences in comedy clubs, corporate events, and churches nationwide.

Adopted at birth and confused ever since, Marc takes his audiences on a comedy joyride as he explores his multi-ethnic roots and the culture clashes that fill his world.

Ty Barnett, a Chicago native, got his start at Seattle's Comedy Underground. Whoopi Goldberg called Ty "hilarious" and reviewers have said he is "thought provoking" and "edgy".

Byron Trimble has traveled around the world doing comedy for conferences, churches, retreats, clubs, schools, and corporate events.

Erica Rhodes is a regular panelist on Comedy Central's @midnight and Fox's Punchline. She has made appearances on SeeSo's The Guest List, Hulu's Coming to the Stage, AXS' Live at Gotham and the syndicated Comics Unleashed.

Actor and comedian Jamie Lissow is best known for his role in the current Netflix Original Series Real Rob, alongside SNL alum Rob Schneider, a show Jamie co-wrote and co-produced.

Chad Thornsberry was born in St. Louis, MO. From an early age he learned his family was blessed, and blessed him with humor, quick wit, and a love of storytelling.

Mike Siegel is a stand-up comedian, TV host, and actor. For nine years, he hosted TBS network's TBS Movie EXTRA and has hosted numerous other network shows including HGTV's If Walls Could Talk and What You Get For the Money, GSN Live on the Game Show Network, and The Next GAC Star on GAC.

Rodney Laney has completed pilots for Comedy Central, MTV, and A&E. He has been seen on HBO, FOX News Channel's Red Eye, The Late Late Show on CBS, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, comedy.tv on the HD channel, two appearances on Gotham Comedy Live AXSTV, and Live in Gotham VR.

Will Marfori has appeared on the Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson and is a regular on Sirius/XM Satellite radio.

Joe DeVito's dead-on timing and unexpected twists make him a favorite at comedy clubs across the USA. His TV appearances include The Late Late Show, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, Comics Unleashed, and AXStv's Gotham Comedy Live.

Orlando Baxter exploded onto the Boston comedy scene in 2005, and quickly established himself as one of the areas hottest young comics.

TAYLOR MASON cannot be defined in a word or a sentence or even a video. His singular career has taken him from Carnegie Hall to The Sydney Opera House, to countless television appearances and a million online "hits." TAYLOR has blazed his own trail of unique entertainment, resulting in a schedule jam-packed with performances in every venue for every audience, and is one of a very few who can succeed in comedy clubs, churches, theaters, cruise ships, and for corporate clients that range from Fortune 500 companies to small businesses.

Daniel Eachus talks about weird jobs, strange fears, and how to prank restaurants all through the lens of being the lifelong skinny guy.

Starting comedy on a whim at an open mic in the year 2000, Mike Brody has since devoted his life to perfecting the delivery of his high-energy act.

James Johann was born in the Midwest during the 70s era of bell-bottom jeans, wood-paneled station wagons and disco music.

Kristin Key grew up a minister's daughter in a small town in West Texas. Much like Footloose, she was raised in a no-drinking, no-dancing, no instrumental music environment.

David Dyer has been performing at stand-up at comedy clubs and corporate events for over twenty years. He's worked with some of the best comics in the industry including Mike Birbiglia, Jim Breuer, and Lewis Black.

Barnhart's stand up comedy show is a thrill ride of well-written, topical material exploring modern day society in a way that is hysterical, intelligent and thought-provoking.

Vinnie Montez is a loud, boisterous, and insightful comic. A Colorado native, he grew up in the largely homogenous community of Boulder, which prides itself on being a bastion of cultural diversity, but which is honestly just weird.

Rik Roberts brings a little bit of Nashville everywhere he goes. From quick bits about family and technology, to surprising stories about marriage and music – you'll find something you can relate to.

Brandon Vestal's low key, deeply personal and honest style has made him a fast favorite in the comedy world, a "Don't Miss" for college audiences, and a club favorite.

BUDDY FITZPATRICK, a native of Philadelphia, is currently a New York City club favorite sharing his comedy perspective.

Bengt Washburn is an Aquarius with Hazel eyes who prefers boxer briefs, solid deodorants, and Crest toothpaste.

Omaha's insightful view on multi-ethnic America has garnered him numerous tv appearances and places him in great demand.

In-demand stand up comedian known for his machine gun approach and hilarious, clean material. He has performed all over the U.S.

Lee Hardin is a comedian known for making bad decisions and his love for Taco Bell.

Matt Falk was called "effortlessly funny" by the CBC. He's performed at Just For Laughs, The Hal!fax Comedy Festival and the Winnipeg Comedy Festival.

Jeff Shaw's writing is marked both by idealism and humanity. His stimulating satire is often infused with poetic beauty.

Andy Forrester's brand of off-the-wall humor has made him a fan favorite at clubs all over the country for almost 20 years.

A popular headliner at comedy clubs worldwide, veteran comedian (and btw, he's also a veteran!), Ross Bennett has appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman, and, along with countless other TV appearances, was the winner of the Best Supporting Actor in A Comedy Web Series at the LAWEBFEST2016.

Reno's journey began at the Punchline Comedy Club in Atlanta, GA where he tended bar to supplement his day job.

Award Winning Comedian Nazareth, has been seen by over 40 Million people around the world through live concerts, TV and Radio broadcasts.

The Christian comic is married to his high school sweetheart, who later became his stepsister through the marriage of their parents to each other.

Joe Zimmerman grew up in Morgantown, West Virginia, and started his comedy career in North Carolina. While living in the South, his stand-up group the Beards of Comedy landed a record deal with Comedy Central Records.

With a different look on the everyday life, and the ability to find positive funny analogies on the pitfalls of it all; comedian Doug Thompson is a ray of light.

Jay Stevens has been a professional comedian for almost 20 years. Growing up, he was known as a hilarious outgoing character by friends, family, colleagues and those he would meet on a first encounter.

Robert Mac returns to the Dry Bar stage with less smartness, less subtleness, and even more silliness.

Lisa Mills is an Atlanta based, award-winning comedian, speaker, and author. Her acting debut was working alongside network television's favorite military gal, Catherine Bell on the Lifetime Channel's hit show, Army Wives.

From Dublin, Ireland, Dave Nihill is the winner of the prestigious San Francisco Comedy Competition, runner up in the Moth's largest US Grandslam storytelling competition and a best-selling writer.

Ron has been called a "High Energy Seinfeld". He brings a very energetic style to the stage as he shares his interesting slant on day-to-day life in an act that is clean, smart, and very entertaining.

Since the early 90s Tommy Drake has been a staple in the stand-up comedy world. Tommy's unique mixture of original material delivered in a classic style has given him the opportunity to do more shows and be seen by more people live than just about any other comic on the planet.

Benny lives in Brooklyn where he fiddles around with old Land Rovers when he is supposed to be helping his wife run her natural skincare business.

Andy Erikson's love of cats and unicorns is only surpassed by her love of performing stand-up comedy. In 2015, Andy placed in the top five on NBC's Last Comic Standing and in 2016 she played Marguerite Honeywell on Ryan Murphy's television series Scream Queens on Fox.

Josh Blue's second special arrives this Saturday, December 4th!Comedian, Paralympian, and musician, Josh Blue riffs on copper healing bracelets, American disgrace in the Paralympics, and his obligation to use disability access technology.

Cam shares his outlook on relationships and life through the eyes of a 23-year-old in a way that everyone can relate to.

JJ Barrows was raised in South Carolina as the middle child of a preacher's family. Having always felt a little different, JJ uses humor to navigate through the realities of life, being single through her thirties, and adjusting to life changes brought about by age, a cross country move, and eventually….

Joe Larson, the son of a working comedian, started comedy at an early age and has always had a knack for making light of any situation.

Richard Sarvate quit his ten year programming career in Silicon Valley to be a stand up comedian. Oops! Now he spends his nights poking fun at tech jobs, talking about his experience as a first generation Indian immigrant, and bringing silliness to anyone in earshot.

Chris Cope, a Florida transplant now living in Los Angeles. The city has been good to Chris in just 4 short years he's appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Tosh.O, Laughs on Fox.

Nick Guerra is loved by comedy audiences in clubs, corporate events, private parties, and colleges across the country, this guy tickles everyone's funny bone with his cool but energetic attitude, as he skewers relationships, family, and everyday life.

Making jokes and being wild and silly had been seen as a weakness for Joey growing up in Wisconsin, but now it's what makes him unique and relatable.

Like most comedians, finding a way to be silly in class was a way to get attention from classmates and teachers!

Stand-up comedian Shayne Smith delivers more stories about everything from a failed robbery to a wrestling match in the New York Subway and even saving the life of a dog in his second original Dry Bar Comedy special, "Alligator Boys".

Jeremy Nunes has drawn rave reviews from critics for his clever observations, unique storytelling style, and ability to improvise with his audience.

In Karen Morgan’s experience, KonMari-ing doesn’t work on people; nut juice is not, and never will be, milk; and middle aged woman who walk together, save lives together.

Two words that describe Ryan are sassy and gassy. He works by day as a middle school theatre teacher. He was awarded the 2018 Teaching Star of the Year winner by the Utah Middle School Teachers Association.

Ken Rogerson, the funniest man you've never heard of, started his comedy career working the Chicago club circuit and at the famed Second City.

Dan St. Paul has been chronicling his life on stage for 30 years. After turning fifty, he discovered his body changing, "I'm a cylinder now."

Chris Young is able to take real-life experiences and turn them into laughs that maintain a clean but funny appearance.

One of the most exciting young comics in Utah, John Deming's shows are as unpredictable as they are side-splitting.

Rob's lifelong global travels have given his comedy a unique style that appeals to a wide audience. From Las Vegas casino crowds to colleges across the country, his keen ear for accents and wacky characterizations keep 'em rolling in the aisles.

Dylan Mandlsohn uses his own brilliant comedy to entertain and challenge social norms by pushing boundaries that promote forward thinking to his Stand-up audiences across this globe.

Jeff's ongoing comedy trek has enabled him to work alongside many respected entertainers, including Ellen DeGeneres, Rodney Dangerfield, Joy Behar, and Bill Burr.

Shawn Reynolds is a nationally touring, clean comedian and funny dad of six who's not afraid to tell people he's also a trophy husband.

Jim Colliton addresses some housekeeping. If you have kids, get an industrial paper shredder. If you have a turtle with ADHD, don’t take it to the vet. If you have a dog, greet your wife first. And if you want an honest opinion, ask a two year old.

If your type of comedian is someone who reminds us all how funny we all are, Chris Strait is for you! No funny topic is off-limits for this California native… but he's just telling his story.

Steve Soelberg is back, living his best life with appendicitis, and singing pirate hymns to make it though this set of fresh new jokes for you.

Comedian Maher Matta has been performing standup comedy for nearly sixteen years. He has appeared on FOX's "Laughs TV", has performed at comedy clubs across the country, hired for private events, and placed in comedy festivals and competitions.

In her comedy, Maija examines the complexities of what it means to be a mixed-race, multicultural woman through the context of trivial topics like dating, family, and daily observations.

Ricky Glore is a stand up comedian and comedy writer known for his high energy and confidence on stage. He has opened for some of the top comedians, including Tracy Morgan, Damon Wayans, and Doug Benson.

Matt Bergman has been honing his comedy craft since he was in college pursuing a degree in criminal justice. After graduating, he realized he was afraid of criminals and decided stand-up comedy was the way to go.

Beginning as a nightclub comic, Steve Geyer found faith traveling the circuit and then recognized the opportunity to make people laugh with clean comedy.

An Iraq War veteran, Josh has used his humor and easy-going stage presence to entertain thousands of people. Josh is a clean comedian, so every time he goes on stage you know the whole family will be able to enjoy.

Bob Stromberg is a funny man. For over forty years he's traveled the world performing his very unique and perfect blend of standup, story, and shtick.

Laughing is great medication and now the doctor is in. Chelle T has hit the scene and has brought with her a whirlwind of imagination, stage presence, and originality.

K-von is the most famous Half-Persian comedian in the world. Raised by a religious family in Las Vegas; he's an expert at removing a bad word from a joke while keeping it funny.

New York City comedian Kevin Downey, Jr. was a finalist on America's Got Talent. He is a regular in Las Vegas, and has the pleasure of entertaining our troops around the world.

Marty's act is filled with actual events from his life. Everything he says is a true story based on something that either happened to him, his kids, or that he made up entirely.

Robert has combined his Christian world view with his Monty Python sensibility and written many Veggie Tales videos such as "Little Joe," "Gideon" and "Sheerluck Holmes."

In November of 1990, John took the stage at an Indianapolis comedy club with the intention of getting comedy out of his system.

Jesse performs stand-up comedy all over the country and has opened for Chris D'Elia, Theo Von, Dane Cook, Doug Stanhope, Joey Diaz, Brian Posehn and many more.

Max Dolcelli has appeared just about everywhere and done just about everything a comedian can do, performing in comedy clubs and comedy festivals in the U.S.

Brad Trackman is a national touring comedian who has been featured as a stand up on CBS's The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen, Star Search with Arsenio Hall, AXS tv's Gotham Comedy Live, MTV's The Buried Life, New Joke City with Robert Klein, NBC's Later, NBC's Friday Night and numerous appearances on Comedy Central.

"He simply reaches into a bottomless grab bag of jokes, so smooth and effortless that it would be easy to overlook just how much talent and skill is behind the process'" -L.A. TImes

Tom Simmons talks about living and raising his son with love and non-violence (and how he's losing his mind in the process)

Kabir Singh is a huge crowd-pleaser with an abundance of energy, an in-your-face attitude, and clever material.

Opening his set by describing himself as a series of white dudes, Myles Weber hones in on the humor of his life experiences in his special, joking about growing up in the hood, playing The Green Lantern in an amusement park, and his three-legged pug Taz.

LeClerc Andre is having a breakout year as a featured New Face at the prestigious Just for Laughs Comedy Festival.

A one-of-a-kind delivery accompanied by impeccable timing and imaginative comedy angles has led DAVE DUGAN down the path to NATIONAL TV APPEARANCES and to RAVE REVIEWS from corporate event planners.

A southern gentleman with a curious mind, love for people, and heart for God, Mike Goodwin is in a class all his own.

One of DryBar's youngest comics, Caleb Elliot proves that age is anything but a setback.

Jasmine Ellis shares her unapologetically hilarious takes on being a newly married millennial and why she could either be the best or worst employee in the world depending on the stars.

Jonnie W addresses the Tennessee-born stereotype. Whether or not he matches up to it, his voiced inner monologue is sure to leave you on his side when it comes to new country radio, double decker grave plots, and the difference between fish and beef.

His twisted observations of life, the world around him, and particularly how he has managed to screw it up, have earned John a reputation as one of the most consistently strong acts wherever he goes.

Michael Palascak started performing stand-up comedy in college but kept it a secret. People would ask, "What are you going to do after you graduate?" He'd say, "I'm pretty sure my parents are taking me out to eat."

Helene brings honesty to the stage that helps everyone relax-- and laugh at the joys and pains of aging, being a married mother of two and all that the generation gap brings!

Unfortunately, racism is still alive, but Matthew Jenkins has a few ways around it: naming your kid “Case Dismissed;" going to the state penitentiary for a degree; and reversing Simba's fatherless childhood.

LA comic, Nick Arnette, riffs on starting to date grandmas, his border exchange policy, and why Baby Boomers are the coolest generation.

"Scott Long tosses out sharp and clever lines that remind you of the differences between funny people and true comedic artists." –Indy Star

This former airline worker hilariously unloads side-splitting baggage on stage. Sid's humor is fueled with A.D.D., a wavering ego, and a grade school teacher wife who views him as a child left behind.

Between his first and second special, Aaron Woodall's perspective transitioned from "a nice young man coming to grips with a dirty, cynical world" to a deeper introspection of his own upbringing and biases.

Brian Bates worked for nearly 20 years in corporate America before he launched a career in stand up comedy. His experience in the working world gives him a unique perspective on stage that resonates with audiences of all backgrounds

Despite his name, Kelly Terranova isn't a beautiful, witty woman, but what he lacks in luscious flowing locks he makes up for in expressive observational humor.

Susan Jones is a tenacious headlining comedian, writer, master of ceremonies, and motivational force with national touring experience.

Rob Little's outlook on life can be summed up in two words: Pure Optimism. In a recent interview he revealed, "In elementary school, kids would always pull food away from me at lunchtime saying mean, hurtful things like… 'Let go of my sandwich!'"

Her quick wit and unique style has dazzled audiences all over the country. Heather is a clean comedian and has performed with some of the best, like Caroline Rhea, Jimmy Walker, Bobcat Goldthwait, Bruce Baum, Sinbad, and many, many more.

Scotty K proves that he is a jack of all trades, or at least of two: the guitar and comedy. In this set, Scotty refers to everything from Rascal Flatts to Stretch Armstrong. If you miss the "good old days," this is sure to take you back!

His Dry Bar Comedy videos have amassed millions of views on social media and other platforms, introducing him to tens of millions of new fans worldwide.

Gathering material from a wealth of life experiences, Jose takes audiences on the rollercoaster ride that's been his life.

Dwayne returns to Dry Bar Comedy. If you loved his first special, you will certainly love his 2nd! Dwayne Perkins has earned a spot in today's elite class of stand-up comics with appearances on Comedy Central and on Conan.

Armando has been perfecting his unique style of comedy, utilizing his decades of classical violin mastery, his guitar skills, and even breakdance in his act.

A special special dedicated to a special lady.

If you're looking for the reason why to use a ladle to eat lucky charms, or why being a Bigfoot hunter is better than being a comedian, your search ends with Brent Terhune, who's "known from time to time, to tell a few jokes."

Chris Schlichting, an Iowan with every bone in his body still intact, comes with a few crucial warnings. Beware of birthday wishes, day raccoons, and the spelling on all hand written love letters.

Glen Tickle apologizes for his last name, explains the things only professional comedians have time for, and tells all the stories he's only allowed to tell on stage.

With a companion guitar, Tim cavanagh asks for a wake up call, points out another unhappy marriage, finds a human music stand, and plays a possum game.

South Jersey originated and a hater of zodiac tattoos, J Bliss pulls his jokes from everyday observations, whether that’s shopping for watches, experiencing gas pump harassment, or trying to differentiate between donkeys and pit bulls.

Kenn Kington is losing his patience. As a father and a husband, he's coming to terms with the meaning of “we,” teenage food consumption, and cable’s 900 channels.

Frustrated with his life long curse as a dummy magnet, Mike Gaffney complains about doctors with single prescriptions, fit-bits that demand movement to prove life, and children who never move out.

Brian Apprille is down 153 lbs from Super Morbidly Obese, an overrated super power he blames solely on Homer Simpson. Brian jokes about the endless circle of Pictionary, Dr. Evil's relation to Snape, and a one-time taekwondo class.

On the “Bowl Diet” and deciding which chin to put his chin strap on, Brandon Young has 1000 words for any picture, a burned copy of the anti piracy commercial, and a shadow that sets off automatic doors.

Even keeled and skeptical, Seth Knorr graces the stage to wash away any preconceived notions regarding report cards, global warming, and family budgets.

Sonya White graces the stage with “buttered-up” jokes and a contagious Southern charm. She shares her love for false-hope TV shows, DIY alarm systems, and Mary Kay motorbikes.

From Wisconsin, where people speak backwards, Kathleen Dunbar comes to Dry Bar with a wake up call for anyone 20 and younger, a warning for bra-dialers, and more than a few tips on how to deal with “little demon pig people.”

A father and husband, Joey Callahan is surrounded by a family of women. Among the growing pains are automatic apologies, inside out catastrophes, and "Jurassic Park" reenactments.

Dan Brown is a pretty smart idiot. Coming from hillbilly blood, he shares his dungeons and dragons jail-time, batman wedding, and his Pro Wrestling marriage problems.

Lisa Gilbert hasn’t had a donut to herself in years. With her new triplets, marriage, and 52nd birthday, Lisa’s personal relationship with herself and Jesus has needed to make some adjustments. Kid leashes and skates; God’s dropbox; and city-approved birthday parties are here new norm.

Melvin George, the sequel, is getting older. He’s sleeping separate from his teeth, hearing the sound of God’s laugh, longing for his once long hair, and regretting his childhood decision not to become the first black president.

Linda Stogner, a Texas-born cookie attorney, jokes about her Wiener dog who’s now a pug, her family reunion that took place in prison, and her childhood fear of displacing her hip.

Kurdish and playing hard to get, Matin Atrushi is trying to distance himself from his sand-eating dad, his inevitable managerial position at Best Buy, and his stab-worthy Spanish skills.

Paul Aldrich and his guitar take Dry Bar on a trip around the universe of music for an unforgettable combination of tunes and jokes that will leave you singing kumbaya and a hit song from every decade.

Born and raised in Alabama, Clayburn Cox makes comedy look easy. He sings a new and improved "Old McDonald," gives the proper answer to “what is your name, sir?” and heckles the audience before they can heckle him.

Often called the "hardest working man in show-business", Steve Hoffstetter covers everything from paper decapitations in plane crashes to seeing-eye children.

Not smart enough to do any more with his overactive brain, Dan Mengini is stuck using plastic, explaining apps to his parents, singing the alphabet to get through the phone book, and dreaming about the life he could’ve had in a third world country.

James Gregory, a Georgian suffering from Vertigo, is on a mission to spread the good news of “real butter,” Paul-bearing strength, hotter summers, and endangered chicken legs.

Rob Maher proves that he has the most versatile first name in the English language, that your relationship ended because you didn't spend enough money on wrapping paper, and that being an "accident" is worse than being adopted.

Chris Monty would prefer if everyone minded their own business. His is eating a veal chop, working 45 minutes a day, and being next rather than first.

Larry Weaver brushes up on the Southern classics: permed corn silk, whisky cough syrup, chocolate tobacco pie, and hillbilly Häagen-Dazs. Apart from endless potlucks, his southern charm has granted him warthog snoring and vegan perdition.

Yemeni American, Ali Sultan shares his story of becoming officially American. It is a story full of freedom, superstores, miscommunication, red flags, lots of driving, and a very special place called “Coca La Conca.”

According to Eric Lyden, all it takes to be a comedian is not being able to do anything else. Regardless, having alternative uses for cork screws, shove-it speeches, and white noise machines can't hurt.

A lifetime stutterer born and raised in Alabama, Jody Fuller quantifies how many syllables his first word was, people who have finished his sentences, and letters in the alphabet that are best to be avoided.

Maureen Langan has a wake up call ringing for the young, hot, rich or famous. Luckily for them, she comes with subtitles.

A product of the Midwest, Ryan Dalton has found his greatest controversy in street mattresses, dog flights, and events that require emotion.

Lisa Alvarado, a single Christian mother, comes to Dry Bar with a plethora of relationship advice. She shares how not to take a selfie, why women get emotional about trash duty, and which biblical coping mechanisms are okay to advertise.

A native New Yorker and MIT educated engineer, Jeff Applebaum navigates life in California, sharing the insanity of his diverse family, inconsistent behavior all around him, and raising children in a "participation trophy" world! It's not anger - it's funny!

Paul May is a God-fearing man with a Tickle Monster complex. Understanding him will take a translator from every decade, but if you want to keep up with the Jones’, attend a Taco Bell wedding, or deposit gerbils at the bank, Paul is your guy.

Witty and charming, Cyrus Steele is trying to meal prep during traffic, avoid the lazy eye of the storm, and forgive his mother for putting him in clogging class.

Dan Grueter is living through the effects of having second thoughts. He is having his own grandchildren, a reassessment of his old neighbor, Jeffrey Dahmer, and a fit about the several strangers rampaging his home.

With an unrivalable energy, Percy Crews comes to the stage miffed about water bottles, kids these days, scuba diving, and Mexican food.

In his best sports jacket, Bill Bunker shares the joys of driving a loser-decaled minivan, doing B-level homework for his son, and being God’s re-gift to women.

Both a comedian and an actor, Jason Salmon comes with a plethora of historically accurate jokes. Being extremely white and extremely Texan, Jason’s heritage is either boring or horrific, so he’s currently just making amends.

Tom Briscoe, a father and husband, never found his place in the workplace, so he’s left at home playing “Towel Audit” and “What did the doctor say?”. Tom tells the tragic tales of Pigman, the Gluten Free replacement, and the kid with the magnetic head.

Killer Beaz has spent most of his life in Mississippi, where fantasy vs. reality can become a bit muddled. True or not, the stories of Killer’s comedy career beginning in 5th grade science class or his biggest life change coming from a loose trailer hitch are worth the wonder.

Jim McDonald, an Irish man suffering from alcoholic ghosts, is a professional enthusiast. In deciding the difference between rubbish and garbage, or birth control and cargo shorts, Jim’s conclusions go beyond society’s pessimistic tendencies.

Casey Peruski, a “Florida boy,” has almost 1000 shows under his belt. Other than comedy, he can decipher church talk, hide his mother’s drinking problem, and use a 6 ft pink flamingo to protect against hurricanes.

Andrew Kennedy lives in ethnic camouflage. Though a Colombian mother and a flawless accent should be proof enough, Andrew tells the story of his life where “looks can be deceiving” is the unsettling truth, and persistent theme.

Although Jeff Leeson has already achieved his dreams, he joins Dry Bar for an unforgettable night of tuxedo apprentices, undercover comedians, a lemonade stand, and the long sought after secret to everything.

Irritated and bored, John Evans has had one too many weird weeks. Married twice for not too long, in the most honest part of his mid-life, and trying to make Easter the new egg style, John’s all for having an audience to explain his less-than-traumatic childhood.

In his post-engineering crisis, Don McMillan has taken up comedic PowerPointing. If you want to see an excessively entertaining amount of graphs, charts, and distributions, your search is over.

A corporate comedian and a family man with quick-witted humor, Milt Abel takes brave leaps into our most anxious thoughts. Where do Roombas escape to? What’s the beyond of Bed Bath and Beyond? When does the firework show end? So many questions…

As graceful and charming as they come, Chas Elstner is a servant to the people: observing human interactions and reporting back with immaculate facial expressions, voices, and soundscapes.

Inspiring and endlessly thoughtful, Mike Williams is a family man and an Evangelical comedian. Mike shares his not-so-near death experience, his musical stardom dreams, and his X-ray that brought the entire ER to laughter.

Having survived 45 years of marriage and car troubles, Debbie Childers is ready to tell her story. As a 65-year-old, God-loving woman, Debbie’s warm charm brings both laughter and lessons.

Ken Davis is a rebel, a germ freak, and a skeptic. From public pranks on his pink moped, to ADHD doctor consultations, Ken’s special wanders to all the places a brain can go in 41 minutes and 12 seconds.

Originally from New York and now residing as a small business owner in Los Angeles, Mike Masilotti is a white anomaly in a family of immigrants. Growing up as a “Mike” in America, he quickly learned that gauges and border passes come with the birth certificate.

With a ceaseless grin, Chris Franjola shares the woes of his midlife career. It involves TSA Rechecks, toasting debates, Motel 6 gigs, and all of his front teeth.

David Harris is a nationally touring, regionally Emmy Award Winning comedian, magician, actor, and host. Harris has entertained North American audiences for over 20 years with over 2000 live performances to date. He regularly appears at clubs, colleges, corporate events, theaters, arts centers, alternative rooms and other top venues across the U.S. and Canada.

Landry's energy is contagious. Coming to the Dry Bar stage with a fresh, bold take on common tropes, he describes the difference between first-class passengers and everyone else; a DUI and an IUD; and Cracker Barrel versus any yard sale.

The internationally known comedian, speaker, and closet magician, Derrick Tennant travels the world sharing the story of how he overcame overwhelming obstacles to become the leader is he today.

Leighann Lord is an American comedian, writer, and actress. She performs stand-up comedy, has appeared on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, and is a former co-host (with Neil deGrasse Tyson) of the Star Talk Radio podcast As of April 2020, Lord became a co-host for Center for Inquiry's Point of Inquiry podcast

Paul Lyons says there's a bright side to everything. Sometimes, it takes looking at life through a dog's perspective, placing guest-proof affirmations throughout the house, or adding your morning nap to your to-do list.

The only thing Brian Hicks believes in anymore is shortening the lines at Kohls. Apart from that, Valentine's Day cards can remain unread, dentists can remain mediocre, and the meaning of subdivision names can remain a mystery.

Bill Campbell is not as young as he used to be. Egos are lost in translation, contact lenses are replaced by magic markers, and garage sales are negotiated cent-by-cent.

Mark Klein is a middle-aged man from Louisville, Kentucky. He brings with him a short list of bad habits, the five compromises of marriage, the miracle of the free society, and life's most important lesson.

According to David Goldstein, the only hard part of being full of crap is deciding which direction you'll take it. Any day with a glue gun is a good day, only plumbers and Americans wear pants to spas, and good looks coincide with temperature change.

Kentucky born and living the best of both worlds, Joe Deuce talks about his encounters with amish police, real-time irony, and toilet paper personality tests.

Bryan Miller sees past society's traps. The man cave is 1/16 control over the house that you own half of, birth control is just placing your cell phone in the right pocket, and a comma in an income check most likely indicates prosperity.

Nikki Carr is 57 and feeling great. After all, she's got the career where all you have to do is be yourself and have a good time . . . two things she subsequently gave up for her goal weight.

Bob Smiley’s mind races 100 miles per hour. Underwater birth? Maybe not. Giving your enemy’s name out at Prison? Maybe yes. Choosing laughter’s medicine over morphine? Depends on how bad your leg is hurt.

Jordan Makin delivers the vaccine to the people!

Goumba Johnny Sialino recaps the chaos and comedy of quarantine.

John Moyer, and American comedian, is looking to solve the nation’s greatest issues, starting with over-aged drivers, Ambien shopping sprees, and unattended shopping carts.

Tony Calabrese is frustrated with a few things: the Pope isn't Italian, vacations involve movement, and the AARP is the retired mafia.

Sonya White graces the stage with “buttered-up” jokes and a contagious Southern charm. She shares her love for false-hope TV shows, DIY alarm systems, and Mary Kay motorbikes.

Joby Saad (translation: depressed) grew up in the South with plenty of good-looking cousins. From firsthand experience, Joby is now done with visiting stranger’s homes, lamaze classes, and blockbusters.

Leslie Norris Townsend is having her big night out. Coming straight from her farm in Ohio, Leslie shares her mothering and farming tips, requiring everything from homeless eggs and kids' harnesses, to prayers and plastic surgery.

Starting his comedy career at 61, Gid Pool knows he’s old and wants everyone else to know that he doesn’t care. Waiting to die in Florida, Gid Pool is left with the immense lot of correcting today’s children who, among everything else, can’t count change.

Mark is here to relay the stupidity of the human race. Among his claims are proof that Miss Piggy is alive and well, indoor plumbing is widely accessible in the South, and hunting is not and never will be a sport.

A self-identified kleptomaniac from New York, Tim Homayoon spends his time returning things he never bought, keeping the gas just below E, and praising Facebook superheroes who like his likes.

An ambitious fusion between singer-songwriter and touring comedian, Kier is a master entertainer. His electric arc defies expectations, taking a comedic and musical journey down memory lane.

Heath Hyche throws all comic expectations out the window, bringing a theatrical experience that is unforgettable. Juggling between hairdryers, Wildebeasts, night clubs, and Disney Princes, Heath proves that chaos can, in fact, be comedy.

“A gap-toothed guy from Ohio,” Dan Swartwout opens up about what losing weight, the newly-wed game, and a star certificate will do for a marriage.

Bil Dwyer is reaching his breaking point with work and family life. Right now, Bil’s life consists of garbage garage sales, teaching his children how to be pigeons, telling fellas to settle down, and filling the “young buck” role at the YMCA.

An LA woman, Kerri Pomarolli, is here to share all of the gossip from Hollywood Botox and Golden Girls with her 10-year-old, from carbohydrate friends to autocorrection nightmares

Eric Hunter is a childless stay-at-home dad with an untucked shirt and a vengeance for physical activity.

From Chino, California, Mike Anderson has a plethora of hot takes. Oscillating between sarcastic and serious, Mike’s got an opinion on just about everything—from toilet seats and cat meat to calendars and love at first sight.

Rodney Norman will keep you laughing with his hysterical insights into his daily journey into understanding the world. Rodney makes the simple things in life seem complex and strange and the complex and strange seem normal and common place. He has entertained audiences around the US with his unique point of view. Winner of the Rhode Island Comedy Festival and has been featured at the Boston Comedy Festival. From raising kids, serving in the Marine Corps, and Studying philosophy Rodney has a little bit of everything for everybody. His style is inviting, captivating, smart, and clean.

Spencer is a husband, new father, and cat owner. Join Spencer as he takes you on a trip through the mind of an insecure, but good-hearted funny man. His act contains a little something for everyone. Not only will you laugh, but you might also learn to appreciate the positive things in your own life.

Despite his cameos in both I Carly and The Little Mermaid, Paul Moomjean is currently pursuing his lifelong dream of poverty. It involves salad jokes, unbearable LA summers, and learning the true meaning behind “Thank you, come again.”

Quirky and cynical, Kristen Lindner breathes fresh air into motherhood and marriage, salvaging lessons from a pet hamster's disaster, a mother-in-law’s urn, and a husband’s interrupted nightmare.

Rivaling the energy of a giant inflatable balloon, Claude Stuart hits the stage with high kicks, alphabet magic, and supermodel statistics.

Originally from the Ozarks, Nancy Norton is a single, stay-away-from-home mom with a double-wide vision board.

A father who doesn’t have Honey Crisp money, Gabriel Rutledge has been profiled accurately for too long. Gabriel’s life has been ruined by “brave” selfies, the fat Jesus who can’t forgive, Amazon’s algorithm, and the rubber cement haze of art class.

Corporate entertainer and motivational comic, Greg Schwem jokes about COVID-19 quarantine, building a house, and the effects of drug commercials.

Returning for his second Dry Bar Comedy special, Jordan Makin jokes about red heads going extinct, being over-charged $100,000 at a burger restaurant, and what it feels like to be the king of Fitbit comedy.

Half Puerto Rican and half West Virginian hillbilly, Juanita Lolita riffs on her personal experience and centers her comedy on her Christian faith.

Returning for his second Dry Bar Comedy special, Heath Harmison jokes about having Starbucks baristas write handsome on his cup and compares his experience growing up with his kids.

A very special guest of presidential proportion, John C. Morgan takes to the stage as someone you are sure to recognize. Along with immaculate impersonations, John teaches the audience invaluable lessons on how to conceal presidential farts and how many C’s of leadership there are.

A brilliant writer and comedian, Billy D. Washington graces the stage with deadpan humor and absurdly loving advice. Billy shares his experience of being a black cop in an all-white neighborhood, his idea of “problem solved,” and his plans for how to spend $13 when he has all of the money in the world.

Recently moved out of poverty and into his Buick, Donnie comes to the stage accompanied with a children’s guitar and one of the largest musical ranges the Dry Bar stage has witnessed.

Goumba Johnny (John Sialiano) has had many careers. Most recently, he’s been accused of being a comedian. Along with covering the tragedies of the pandemic, Goumba’s nieces have recently proven that he’s turned into his mother.

Chad Thornsberry, a classic monologist, is a charmer and a storyteller. In his second Dry Bar special, Chad shares stories that you’ll need to hear to believe.

Living in the nonsmoking section of California, John Rizkallah shares his experiences of being Arab and American, in love and not in love, in film school and living at home. He’s hoping the future holds more arranged marriages and less body hair.

Half dead and becoming his dad, David Dean is spending his new-found age clubbing at Costco and avoiding Best Buy.

An Italian guy from New York, Greg Vaccariello is over 40 and married to a hillbilly. Life now is all about step kids, making fun of his mother, and avoiding Satan.

Chris Wineland talks marriage, weight loss, and self confidence. For Chris, love overcomes fear... until you’re married, and then they’re just roommates.

Dan Bublitz Jr.’s seemingly cheerful comedy teeters on the edge of pessimism. Currently, Dan’s unpacking his childhood, denying all hipster accusations, and moving on from loving the Easter Bunny to playing the Easter Bunny.

In his second marriage and enjoying parenthood, Pete Jr. gives insight into his present day arguments about single roses, shaved legs, car crashes, recorded voices, and high functioning autism.

New Jersey’s Bad Boy, Mike Marino comes to the stage to tell jokes as an act of community service. Mike is still figuring out who he’s supposed to be (Italian action-adventure hero is still on the table) but he most enjoys himself people-watching in alternative movie theaters and fighting for his self checkout rights.

Quick-witted and fresh, Derek Richards is the definition of entertainment. An endorser of child-free existence, steroid sports, and camel calculators, Derek is, in his humble opinion, living his best life.

With an energy as formidably funny as his vocabulary, Matt Falk returns to Dry Bar, serving up some hot takes on toasters, birders, and Elton John concerts.

From North Carolina, Cliff Cash has a complicated relationship with the South. With a mom who speaks in tongues and a dad who is a retired pit crew worker, Cliff is stuck in a place between communion snacks and grape juicy conspiracies.

After talking about the weather, Jeff Harms beats the small talk and gets straight to the point: Roman numeral jokes, teenage hair balls, duct tape, and junk drawers.

African American with a Spanish name, Miguel Washington is sick of getting married, dealing with arrogant Americans, and being interviewed for jobs. His solution for everything these days involves linguistics and camouflage…and taking things as literally as possible.

Rosco Nash entertains audiences everywhere with his self-deprecation, sarcasm and quick wit. A former New York Sanitation worker/hot yoga instructor, Rosco shares his confusion with social norms as well what it's like to navigate relationships with his kids who seem like they might be smarter than he is and his beautiful Puerto Rican wife. His approachable style ensures that, whether you're a Millennial or an Octogenarian, White collar or blue collar you will laugh ‘til it hurts and feel like you just met your new best friend.

Ryan Reiss brings some New York energy to the Dry Bar stage. Asking the scary questions and giving the scary answers, Ryan talks everything from marriage memory loss to homeless actor statistics.

Basile, everyone’s favorite Greek, grew up in the Bronx being homeschooled by his parents, Rosemary and Herb. Basile’s life has been filled with Thanksgiving lamb, Greek sack lunches, penguin mascots, and tooth fairy embezzlement.

From St. Louis and a family of 13 kids, Arvin Mitchell gives shoutouts to family members, holidays, and heathens. He talks heart attack hamburgers, poorly executed robberies, and houses with speech impediments.

With a chiseled face and a contagious grin, George Kanter was born to be a comedian. In his tell-all, he shares the details of his spreading lazy eye, his producer-credit dreams, and his condiment-dealer connections.

An only child from Kentucky, Jacob Williams is experiencing a lifelong awkward encounter. He stutters in text messages, projects his inferiority complex onto strangers, and falls in fight-or-flight situations.

Kelly Macfarland has big news and it has to do with the shiny thing on her finger. Her recently recycled husband is her laziness soulmate, and apart from the melon chewing and encoded snores, she couldn’t be happier.

Not Jewish and stuck eating grass sandwiches, Adam Minnick is a comedian, traveller, teacher, and husband. Adam’s observational humor combined with life stories will teach you about ER shopping, Biblical names, and all things marriage.

Blonde and from the midwest, Kelly Collette’s life is overrun with female energy. Fairy-inspired weddings, Mary Kay parties, breakup kits, and Botox are just the beginning of Kelly’s struggles.

Some things for Rodney Norman have been a lifelong journey: getting 14 happy years out of a 25 year marriage, realizing that listening to your body is not the answer to weight-loss, and concluding that Californians should just go back to California.

Carlos Oscar, a lean, clean joke machine, takes a seat like he’s in your living room letting you in on all the gossip. Being a Puerto Rican NewYorker, the gossip consists of piñata pills, chorizo ninjas, and Gen-LaZy.

Early to the office and marked “safe” on Facebook, Tara Brown has it all together. For her, all it takes is velcro shoes and a few love letters to her long list of insecurities.

Thor Ramsey’s daily life is full of small decisions. With the application of metaphysics, quantum mechanics, and expiration dates, no decision—big or small—will ever feel right.

After being a youth pastor, comedian, and eternal prankster, Mike Hickman is considering a modeling career. Apart from life decisions, Mike is taking walking classes, avoiding operators, and driving backwards.

Humble and stupid, Carl Strong is an old-school package of good vibes only. The way he manages to offend no one is by offending everyone.

In "Voices of a Generation," Rich Natole goes on a journey through the decades, impersonating classic and beloved characters from the not-so-distant past.

Steve Soelberg comes to Dry Bar to report on his first pandemic. So far, it's consisted of Western standoffs, endless Bane impressions, and potential deaths by queso.

Jessi Campbell gets straight to the point on what we’ve all been missing. The story consists of aliens, bird people, amusement parks, leftovers, and apple watches.

Vinayak Pal is enjoying his life as a California guy with 108 Indian names. Besides being bullet proof from credit card fraud, Vinayak shares what it's like doing other people's homework, refusing to sign petitions, and being invited into L.A.'s Mexican culture.

Vegas-based and a father to two children, Jay Reid talks Catholic fear, Little Mermaid racism, and flip-flop fashion.

Kyle Yamada, or “Mountain Rice Paddy,” is from South Dakota. Kyle shares his struggle with stereotypes, love languages, and inconsistent accents.

Living his best life in Hollywood, Florida, L.A. Hardy is a spokesman for gated communities, old-school parenting, and flying cars.

Wes Austin is a lot more than just a comedian. He’s also a patent lawyer, an eyebrow shrink, and a father to three girls. Wes talks hair transplants, celiac disease, and flexible morals.

All the way from the North Pole, it's Santa Claus!

Marty Pollio is here to settle some expectations. Eating vegetarian animals is close enough, you can’t hit your head in a bottomless pit, and the glass is neither too full nor too empty... it's just too big.

With an inherited sense of humor and a modeling career in the evolutionary chart, Geechy Guy is a record breaking comedian from Rochester, MI.

With a musical theatre resumé too extensive to list, Matt Griffo is a man of many talents. Bringing his voice, ukulele, and keyboard skills, Matt shares original songs that are both comedic and heart-wrenching.

As a ventriloquist, Willie Brown doesn’t work alone. His favorite uncle Rufus and his best frenemy, Woody, join him as his comedic costars in an unforgettable show that's sure to pull your heart strings.

From Texas and headed for heaven, Karen Cunningham is in a war with the beauty defects of age. She recommends replacing white pants and sunlight with pantyhose and prayer.

Enjoy a tasty meal of Whole Foods hypocrites, open heart surgery, and Burger King romance courtesy of cook-turned-comedian: Andrew Rose.

Employee of the month, Rob Ward, goes over his impressive resume, highlighting near death rent-a-center experiences, "yo momma" joke training, and armed robbery conversations.

Justan Spaid has some great ideas, namely, the perfect political platform, the solution for New Orleans and the weaponization of goat milk.

Comedian Carl Faulkenberry covers hand dryer revelations, picky-eaters, and optometrist mishaps.

In "Toddler", Todd Thomas flexes his physical comedy chops to break down bullying in the 80s, working out in your 40s, and surviving Jamaican weddings in general.

Mixing crowd work, polished material, and accents, Rob O'Reilly creates a comedy show like no other, featuring Middle Earth tattoos and puppy potty training.

In his second special, Jeff Shaw, the original "manly girly man", tells of his time in the army, transition from liberal to conservative, and total disinterest in Tinder.

The man with the world's worst nick-name, Louis Smith, breaks down broke-living, leg-shaving, and who is the best salesman of all time.

The hilarious Lenny Schmidt jokes about strict daughters, food storage roulette, and gorilla marital advice.

With a sense of humor as infectious as it is mischievous, rapid-fire Ronnie Bullard regales us with tales of growing up in a mobile home, wrestling matches with his grandma, and the perfect practical joke for any occasion.

Was life better a hundred years ago? Carmen Ciricillo has the answer, backed by bread benefits, tooth fairy fraud, and HGTV bombshells.

Join Chad Zumock for an unforgettable comedy tour through Cleveland, the Tampa Walmart, Kmart and more.

David Studebaker earns the title "Oracle of Dry Bar" by discerning audience occupations, commoditizing parasites, and rebooting Reading Rainbow.

North-Carolinian Comedian, Michelle Miller-McNair, dishes on white girl mating calls, spandex horror stories, and Krispy Kreme confessions.

Steve Moris conducts a memorable musical-comedy extravaganza, complete with chicken crowds, Fitbit hacks, and harrowing stories of cruise ship showers.

Literally raised by a Karen and now residing in the land of too many libraries, Andrew Sleighter talks elitist doctors, boat-level friendliness, and a week of Walmart sponsorship.

Mary Upchurch spills the tea on her love life, from flirting with cops to single dads and ex-dogs.

The child of two engineers, Randy Lubas is a knowledgeable as he is hilarious. Randy explains how father's get bad gifts, the disturbing nature of bedtime traditions, and the contents of every junk drawer.

Seasoned comic Mark Matusof talks mastering the European look, Canadian cuisine, and postal stool samples.

What happens when a mushroom farmer is also a comedian? Well... football legends, Karen obliteration, and the greatest fishing story ever told, to start.

Michael Harrison arrives from the Great White North to weigh in on: USA vs. Canada, ties vs. pajamas, and bullies vs. honor roll.

Mike James puts his life and marriage on display, highlighting half-way home improvement, hearing loss, and high heels hearsay.

Comedian Louis Johnson cruises by the DB to joke about HGTV, teenager throw downs, and gospel music trauma.

King of physical comedy, Bryan Kellen, demonstrates the downfalls of flip flops, blind dates, and getting too close to your spotter.

E.L. Smith is a comic named Elbert, who was raised in Florida, sees Cheetos as a red flag, and is here to make you laugh.

Dive into a rich history of pan handle trauma, six flags employees, and dog rescue, courtesy of the inimitable Jennifer O'Brien.

From the famous Farley family, Kevin shares his experiences with peripheral fame, traumatic buffets, asphalt marketing, and a shirtless quarantine.

Brendan Eyre's new special is an instant Dry Bar classic.

David Kaye educates about gout, mashed potato enjoyment, and the spanks-wearing path to Nirvana.

Say aloha to Augie T as he remembers a life in Hawaii, cup and string communication, and good times at the Walmart blood pressure machine.

What do you call a Colorado empty-nester with Alaska-envy and a past in Parkinsons boxing? The uproarious Stephanie McHugh.

Before watching Brian McKim's special, prepare for perfected puns and quips, pointing out the peculiarity of escape rooms, and the preposterousness of the Las Vegas ferris wheel.

Join Jersey-Native Julia Scotti as she endures her golden years of fearing elk, hating young people, and fitting into the perfect urn.

Derrick Stroup sets the Dry Bar stage ablaze with a firey take on the Carhartt come up, dog poop disposal, and catastrophic salsa experiences.

Raised a mostly only-child and now a New-York based comedian with a tiny throat and no health insurance, Jeff Scheen turns his real life experiences into comedy gold.

Despite his cameos in both I Carly and The Little Mermaid, Paul Moomjean is currently pursuing his lifelong dream of poverty. It involves salad jokes, unbearable LA summers, and learning the true meaning behind “Thank you, come again.”

Smart cars, the advantages of being broke, and teeter totter terror are just a few of the topics Mark Sweeney tackles in this brand new Dry Bar Special.

Comedy pro, Quinn Patterson, purveys pandemic dog walking, Kardashian success theory, and our universal fear of cops.

Dave Konig dishes the dirt on his ancestor's favorite past times, anti-Semitic children, and the true meaning of compromise.

Jason Allen King talks catfishing, human composting, and spankings in this hilarious explanation of why he's nobody's emergency contact.

Comedian and karaoke queen, Jaylyn Bishop, shares about her stuttering husband, Dominican mother, and pink beaches.

From Trader Joe's parking lots to anti-smoking ads, Lou Santini is surrounded by amateurs... They're about to get called out.

Flirtatious and genuinely “glad to be here,” Mike Paramore talks space force, avoiding Bobs, having too many questions, and face-to-face catfishing.

Beneath a facade of tepid Indiana office worker, Clint Hall is a comedy superstar. In this special, Clint wrestles with WWE ambitions, boring desk jobs, and living in a singularly small town.

Jordan Conley doesn't consider himself a tough guy, between a consistent streak of cowardice, a debilitating fear of hiking, and an unbridled love of Disneyland.

Stephen B speaks on having Costco as a safe space, road rage, and being too tall for piggy backs.

Cizzle C takes a walk down memory lane recalling Family Feud blunders, ugly criers, and out-tantrumming a child.

Prepare for a comedy experience like no other as Mutzie riffs with the audience, jokes about growing up in an extra-long trailer, and subtly flexes his credit score. You're gonna love Mutzie!

Comic magician Derek Hughes discourses on the difference between tricks and magic, takes down skeptics, and shows how to shuffle with confidence.

Mike Head explains what it means to be a Kansas unicorn, the danger of diabolical daughters, and the tells of turning forty.

Josh Blue, a comedian with cerebral palsy, breathes fresh air into the meaning of disability. For Blue, it comes with a multi-purpose arm, a surplus of handicap stickers, and the world’s largest human pile.

Iranian-American comic, Paul Farahvar, relates his relationships to immigrant parents, Charles Barkley and low level-lawyering.

Juilliard trained Viola player and comedian may seem like a strange mix, but Isabel Hagen puts the two in perfect harmony in this special of clowns, catcalling and Cannibals.

Spike Davis deftly improvises with the audience creating a hilariously one-of-a-kind show, highlighting germaphobia, bald spots, and indigestion.

Dustin Nickerson makes his Dry Bar debut with a compelling argument on essential oils, hate being stronger than love, and putting dog parents in their place.

Raised in Canada to Filipino parents, Ron Josol describes his unique upbringing, being racial versus racist, and the world's shortest jiu jitsu fight.

Witness the undeniable charisma of Mike Jones as he relates real life experiences of gendered shower habits, left lane users, and bad breathed friends.

Ray Devito shares a collection of embarrassing tales spanning the subjects of first dates, art class insecurities, and financial ineptitude.

Joe Bronzi talks about what he knows. Vegans can’t cook while a chicken is watching, teenage girls are the meanest creatures on god’s green earth, and the first white chest hair is not a sign of old age.

Steven Rogers may share a name with Captain America, but he's a totally different hero altogether. His powers include: anxiety collecting, shameful jump-roping, and having the music tastes of someone twice his age.

Witness Will C's incredible, inspirational, and hilarious life story, from serving in three separate branches of the military to filming a music video with Kanye West.

After 50 you just stop caring about the little things, and luckily Karen Morgan is 55 and over caring about the little things. Whether it's having a wet shopping cart at target or taking your children to college, this full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.

Steve Mittleman explains Hebrew school, enrages the French, and exposes the secrets of marriage.

Devin Henderson is a dad of five girls but still has fatherly wisdom to give. Devin teaches a thing or two about eating healthy, essential oils, and parental tech support.

Comedian Scott Goff drove from Arizona to preach the good word of male stupidity and how to sound old without even trying.

Roger Radley's childhood was a probably a little rougher than yours but definitely funnier. Roger breaks down the difference between then and now with a scathing review of play structures, pre-ripped jeans and "dumb sports".

Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald brings his veterinarian experience to the stage for a collection of one-liners and animal stories certain to make you roar.

Master of misdirection and wordplay, Bobby Tessel zigs and zags his way through everything from fishing hacks to deli counter pranks.

Roger Mursick, married for 38 years, has been dealing with impenetrable gender roles proven by his extensive pillow collection, his diet-abiding dog, and his financially-responsible track record.

John Ziegler comes from a large Jewish family on Long Island. Still single but taking on the role of a relationship guru, John shares his extensive resume and horror stories involving staple removers, puddles of blood, and tire pressure.

Join Tim for a walk on the wild side, detouring through Daytime TV, dry heat, and a musical tribute to the oldest names in rock and roll.

Brad Tassel is trying to be a good person, but between dumb people, ugly people and Walmart checkouts, it's not as easy as it sounds.

Rocky Laporte is saying the things no one's thinking and it's never been funnier. His diverse discourse covers court, corndogs, the Vegas zoo and more.

For Phil Palisoul, comedy is the perfect job. Phil clocks in to talk envying chickens, the perks of a quality coin purse, and the perfect time to push your spouse out of a hot air balloon.

Tim Steele starts his Dry Bar special off with the secret to happiness, and things just get more important from there.

Ahmed Bharoocha reveals the best way to teach baby crows to fly, his fear of cats, and the insulting connotation of Caesar salad.

Grant Lyon delivers jokes about his savage five-year-old nephew, dad who orders milk at the wrong times, and controversial opinions on hospital billboards.

According to Sean Kent, the Grand Canyon is doing the Lord's work and passing away in a lazy boy is the ideal way to go. Hear more of his uproarious opinions in this hilarious Dry Bar special.

Ryan McComb explores Fit Bit achievements, his father's bizarre credit history, and the snack preferences of burglars.

Collin Chamberlin doesn't want to do stand-up but, man, is he good at it. Enjoy this hilarious set featuring keto slander and the suffering of a chair-less existence.

Vinnie Montez, comedian and police officer, shares funny moments from the line of duty and his traditional Mexican family.

Paul Snyder is mistaken for Joel Olsteen, considered "prison material", and found at Waffle House on Christmas in this hilarious special.

Don Mcmillan presents the most hilarious slideshow you've ever seen in his follow-up Dry Bar special.

Mayce Galoni dissects the incongruity of his name, what McDonald's food is, and the complications of living with your girlfriend.

Lester Barrie breaks down married life in this hilarious new special.

Prepare to have a hootenanny with comedian Dedrick Flynn.

Kellen Erskine launches an assault on banana bread, dentists, and TSA agents in his scathingly hilarious return to Dry Bar.

David Rodriguez smoothly explains the nuances of sobriety, the change from girlfriend to wife, and the trap of having a son that wants money.

Armando Anto gets equally political and hilarious in this all new Dry Bar special.

Jerry Garcia jokes about being a father of three sons, a cat daddy, and a fan of self-checkout lanes.

Find out if laughter truly is the best medicine from the ultimate authority, comedian and ear, nose, and throat doctor, Vien Phommachanh.

Chris Ruppe grew up the child of deaf parents, drove a bus at sixteen, and is not a good pastor. See how it all connects in this one-of-a-kind comedy special.

Comedian, barber, actor, stutterer, Quincy Carr is a quadruple threat like you've never seen in his debut Dry Bar special.

Prepare to be educated by the hilarious Alaina Hirschi as she breaks down the best substitute for sugar, dishwasher apologists, and surviving El Salvador as a missionary.

Tyler Fowler tackles parental favoritism, his mother's dating advice, and minimalist gyms.

Ricky Mokel will educate and astound you with how much he thinks about stuff in this uniquely hilarious Dry Bar special.

Ricky Corso creates comedy gold on his Dry Bar comedy debut.

Costaki is back at the Bar to ponder on the theory of "happy wife, happy life", the invention of "bib swoops", and the memories of a career in comedy.

Matt Sommerfield breaks down his children's chore-avoiding tactics, early modeling aspirations, and the terror of close talkers.

Dan McGowan provides his unique perspective on forgetting your Christian, managing household chores, and reconnecting over Facebook.

Ever wonder what 50 looks like? Brett Hollis has all the answers for you in this hilarious comedy special.

Enjoy a hilarious tour of Maryellen Hooper's unique family life featuring a die hard Packer's fan husband, an archery obsessed youngest son, and the perfect decluttering method.

Brian Scott McFadden unleashes his astounding repertoire of accents and voices for a one-of-kind stand up special.

Adam Bush entertains the masses with stories of math class ego boosts, potty training ordeals, and reluctant camping trips.

Veteran stand-up Bobby Collins employs stories from his own life to educate the audience on California culture, yoga, and, the realities of aging.

Katie K will make your day with hilarious yet harrowing stories of plane babies, the tiny basket of a hot air balloon, and creepy people.

Kristin Weber and her accordion light up the Dry Bar stage with a mixture of jokes and songs about church instructors, her deep love for coffee, and so much more.

Ryan Erwin puts on the show of a lifetime featuring braindead retail interactions, disturbing revelations from the movie "Cats", and how growing up with mischievous deaf parents turned him into the man he is today.

Debi Gutierrez provides a hilarious and insightful look on motherhood, dealing with teenage eye rolls, middle school boys, and frighteningly mean babies.

Jordan Makin returns for his third special and has a few things to get off his chest. Namely, his love for bidets, the agenda of home makeover shows, and the apocalyptic reality of having twin toddlers.

Mal Hall brings down the house with anecdotes of bathroom hygiene menaces, random and racist questions, and the luxury of bottled ketchup.

John Caponera wages war on negative people, bad breath, and diaper rashes in this all new Dry Bar special.

You won't be able to look away as the hilarious Jaye Devan shares stories of playing five on five basketball as a fifty year old, hot wings, and the terror of losing your glasses.

Randy Kagan puts on a clinic on California, Earth, and the greatness of grandmas.

Zach Wycuff kills his Dry Bar debut, touching on his upbringing in a churchy southern home.

Graham Kay provides hilarious dead-pan takes on being a (Canadian) immigrant, dogs versus cats, and turning forty.

Kerry Louise puts a hilarious spin on Kohl's cash, street smarts, and dyslexia.

Josh Novey's back with more laughs on the world famous Dry Bar stage!

Kirk Smith shares stories of geographic ignorance, diabetic dating, and the atypical activities of his autistic son.

Lightning quick and razor sharp, Vince Acevedo melds crowd work and stories from his real life, touching on country music, tattoos, and cruise ship pranks.

Billy Bonnell debunks the food pyramid, defends his flat earther friend, and destroys paper straws in this uproarious Dry Bar special.

Tyler Boeh returns for his hilarious second special!

Ever wonder what it's like to be Indian in Ohio? Or how a six can date a ten? Or perhaps, how to make any statement sound smart? Rajiv has all the answers in his new Dry Bar special.

Fully equipped with energetic charisma, Flip Schultz paints a vivid picture of weird college mascots, shark encounters, and duck hunts.

Angel Gaines lights up the Dry Bar stage with energetic explanations of how she uses her day job as an elementary school teacher to her advantage, became technically trilingual, and got stuck with a bootleg personal trainer.

Carlos Rodriguez provides a comprehensive tour of his day job as a dental hygienist, embarrassing surgery prep, and the expensive world of guinea pig medicine.

Mary Gallagher covers her longterm relationship with Citi bank, the unflattering shape of the word "mom" and her plan to become a narcissist.

Byron Trimble is back to wage war on facebook, report on his baby boy's troubling streaming account avatar, and why he's banned from Chic-fil-A.

Heather Land provides a masterclass on homeschooling, marriage, and rocking a shaved head.

Utilizing a formidable repertoire of voices, Drew Dunn reveals the reason for his haircut, the accents of the voices in his head, and the perfect outfit for Home Depot.

Brent Blakeney is a six-seven, recovering theater kid from the South, and he's here to tell us about it.

Mark Brady shares the easiest way to lure him in a van, why ghosts haunt one location, and the reason there's no seeing eye cats.

John Branyan makes the most of his second stop at Dry Bar with takes on today's education, surviving four children, and how to parent like a genius.

Christy Conder converses on competitiveness at hypothetical pageants, her airplane-exclusive allergies, and the challenges of children ministry.

Marty Simpson is back with more hilarious experiences from his life and family, covering his kids' first trip at Disney World, and his first trip in the back of a police car.

Hailing from Brooklyn and leaving to pursue rock and roll in London, Gary Delena is well prepared to give a musical variety show like no other.

Ron G breaks down black soul, how women love plans, and the reality of racist waves.

Dorie Mclemore is a carbetarian, find out what that means and more in her new Dry Bar special.

New Yorker Rich Francese delivers as promised in his Dry Bar debut "Best Comedy Special Ever".

Big Rich Brock is a pastor turned comedian from rural Georgia, trading his sermon for vivid stories of growing up in his small town, being the son of a postman, bike-jumping younger siblings, and public academic rankings.

Megan Hanley comes from an Irish family, is looking to date divorced dads, and meditate away the pain of being a Yankees fan.

Lee Hardin's return to Dry Bar is filled with Harry Potter and La Croix burns, as well as embarrassing tales from working as comic.

Pete Dominick's special is a well of helpful advice, highlighting how to look the creepiest, weed wack with the least dignity, and not drowned in an above ground pool.

Mike Whitman provides a one-of-a-kind special, soothing a nervous audience with universal topics of naps, computer shortcuts, and the highest echelon of deli meats.

Hailing from New Zealand, Nick Rado makes the trip to Dry Bar to brag about his vegan leather couch, his brief stint as a puzzle store employee, and the worst gift he ever gave his son.

Shivani Nadarajah makes her Dry Bar debut!

Vargus Mason's Dry Bar special is here!

Anthony Bonazzo makes his Dry Bar Comedy Debut.

John Novosad reminds us where we've seen him before, shares a few walking stories, and brags about his one bedroom apartment.

Peter Fogel takes on Spirit Airlines, colonoscopies, and high school reunions.

Mick Thomas, originally from Ireland, adjusts to a life in the states filled with gym bros, car accidents, and easter egg hunts.

Nick Hoff drives a car from the nineties, does not make his bed, and got kicked out of laser tag. He's here to tell us why.

With his trademark smile and irrepressible positivity, Steve Mingolla jokes about his Texan wife, quitting smoking, and elementary school Casey Kasem.

Karen Bergreen has been through alot in the last few years, between sarcastic teenagers, braggy Christmas cards, and most of all, being named Karen.

Mark Riccadonna divulges his preferred reincarnated form, his most emasculating moment and much more, in his debut Dry Bar special.

Darren Carter starts the party with a mix of beatboxing, sound effects, and comedy, covering thermostat disputes, corn mazes, and the shame of late night Taco Bell.

Mark Pitta provides a comprehensive guide to aging, misremembering lyrics and practical jokes.

Jonny Loquasto quit his job as a physical therapist to pursue stand-up comedy, and boy, are we grateful. In his Dry Bar debut, Johnny shares about his life as a "step dude", pet chihuahua, and brief stint as a Chili's employee.

Vanessa Hollingshead's special features tales from British travels, New York style meditation, and a surprise visit from rock legend, Mick Jagger.

Rod Paulette poses the challenges of quitting smoking, being black in prep school, and going out in your fifties.

Cathy Ladman informs on pill caddy classification, Canadian border misunderstandings, and the song that's been stuck in her head since grade three.

Learn why Carmen Lynch likes men in their forties, loves her therapist, and punches her friends, all in her first Dry Bar special, "Awkwardly Hot".

Barry Laminack's hilarious new special focuses on the golden age for bad teeth, Tornado Alley, and the warning signs for cat sickness.

Happy Cole delivers a rapid-fire set teeming with dolphins, shape wear, and shock-collars.

Lou Centanni speaks of Oregon Trail terrors, great dane dominations, and male mammograms.

Fifty-one-years-old and freshly a father, Brian Bates tells the story of his late in life baby, supporting poorly named sports teams, and the challenge of cancelling a newspaper subscription.

Brandon Skelton, comedian/pastor/Planet Fitness employee, shares about couch commitment, Dollar General date nights, and mouse mayhem.

Sam Fedele demonstrates dolphin riding, an Italian/Irish wedding, and the dangers of aging.

Jeff Allen's third special is another smash-hit, chronicling his relationships with his empty-nester wife, house-mate father-in-law, and sixty-seven-year-old body.

Danny Bevins brings down the house with brash bits about hair dye, ugly people, and the true nature of competition shows.

Frances Dilorinzo gushes about crime show obsessions, cruise ship shopping sprees, and how she became best friends with Warren Buffett.

Sam Adams shares hilarious stories from a career in sports journalism, an aspiring rapper son, and a comedy gig for a thousand prisoners.

Sam Adams shares hilarious stories from a career in sports journalism, an aspiring rapper son, and a comedy gig for a thousand prisoners.

Shawn Felipe fills us in on how to evade his dad's belt, win the Vietnam war, and adequately fear fish sauce.

Isaac Witty battles bumper stickers, broken bathroom stalls, and the bottom-side of a toilet.

Cam Bertrand's back to brag about top tier hiding spots, hippo knowledge, and pirate gun bargains.

Visiting from Vegas, Smiley Joe Wiley takes a brief respite from his embarrassed children and Serbian wife, to provide a comprehensive list of things black folks just don't do.

Myles Weber welcomes new members of his family: an escape artist chihuahua pug, a consistently unimpressed son, and good ol' Uncle Javi.

Gordon Douglas is living the dream, a dream consisting of singles cruises with his wife, twenty four children, and the medical miracle of Shark heart.

Making his return to Dry Bar, Seth Tippetts throws down the gauntlet for selfie-takers, chiropractors, and conspiracy theorists.

Damon Sumner summarizes his thirties through parenting perils, public transport terror, and the dangers of string cheese.

Comic-juggler, Jeff Civillico, creates a one-of-a-kind show that will keep you laughing and on the edge of your seat from start to finish.

Vikram Balaji spills the tea on his upbringing with disappointing fatherly remarks, motherly bribes, and sisterly impersonation.

Don Garrett provides a comprehensive guide to impersonating a youth pastor, hanging up with emphasis, and risking it all for a Happy Meal.

Chris Martin brings a British perspective on American confidence, losing your dog, and french kissing.

Isak Allen shares about his Chinese and German heritage, the dangers of map reading, and a perfectly unnecessary prostate exam.

Ben Brainard tells tales of flying alligators, call center coping skills, and the nightmare of renewing a military ID.

Joel Byars preaches the good word of Division III football, squatty potties, and phone battery mental health.

In his explosive return to Dry Bar, K-von provides riotous explanations for President Biden falling upstairs, illegal salon activities, and the effects of being half-Persian.

Vinnie Coppola is not the most famous Coppola but, he is the funniest, especially when it comes to ribbing Olive Garden, bathroom attendants, and midnight Walmarters.

Watch John Hastings navigate maybe the craziest show of his career, handling hecklers, hosts, and treachorously tight pants.

Mark Chalifoux shares a collection of hilarious stories, featuring group text infiltration, child power rankings, and the bad breakup of a lifetime.

Pete Zedlacher zeroes in on mosh-pit preventers, unadventurous skiers, and Canada Geese.

Take a look at the world according to Jamie Ward, as he recounts racial misconceptions, Southern living, and service in the U.S. army.

Mike Parenti fill us in on phone addiction, the fantastic memory of females, and Florida funeral homes.

Watch out pessimistic wedding officiants, public transport-takers, and hemorrhoids billboards, Spence Roper has a few choice words for you.

Brilliant and rapid-fire, Myq Kaplan's comedy expounds on bathroom stall etiquette, grammar obsessed grammas, and the real world applications of board games.

Debra Terry delightfully describes the effects of inflated gas prices, having a friend who's an airhead, and hypothetically having Jesus as a husband.

Luke Thayer provides answers to universal life questions such as: who's really the ball and chain in a marriage and what would happen if Jesus had a mother-in-law?

Tymon Shipp thinks the world's in trouble. Why? Well, it's got something to do with Florida gator farms, baggy pants, and CPR for a possum.

Hoss Ridgeway recounts how a life of "husky"-ness affected his childhood paper route, wrestling career, and trip to the Dominican Republic.

Comedian, English teacher, horder... rapper? Andrea Caspari embodies all these titles and more as she jokes her way through her Dry Bar debut.

Deciding once wasn't enough, Andy Woodhull delivers another hilarious special detailing the low-points of lockdown, piñata problems, and gratis gazebos.

In Rhonda Corey's special, prepare to be transported to magical world of Walmart wizards, roads less traveled and fit bit hacks.

Ryan Conner contemplates his multi-racial family, dying on stage, and the unending exploits of a LARPing coworker.

Learn the meaning of "Black Harry Potter", the ins and outs of the modeling industry, and a Brit's take on Independence Day, all in Chris James' Dry Bar special.

Tommy Ryman is back to talk pizza trackers, bathroom bees, and Harvard-educated pranksters.

Amber Autry is coping with vegans, cat call withdrawals, and chronic true crime mindset.

Back at the Bar, Paul Sheffield breaks down banana bread, IBS, and boating.

Join John Knight for colonoscopy recaps, Walmart roasts, and a chance to win an old Italian lady.

Alex Velluto completes the trilogy, with a third comedy special chalk-full of drive-thru buffet orders, identity theft, and 7-11 loyalty points.

Jeff Nease brings the energy as he discusses skydiving, snoring, and smoting.

Hailing from the land of greased pig games and now residing in Hollywood, Dustin Chafin tackles many a touchy subject: rules for racists, strange addictions, and bizarre emotional support animals.

Lionel Harris has no social media, a young-looking dad, and a son who's set on becoming the alpha male.

Drew Thomas is as accurate as he is hilarious in summing up the pandemic, Atlanta dating, and prostate exams.

Brian Scolaro submits some complaints about stairs, toupeed magicians, and noisy neighbors.

Drew Barth overcomes all odds (the pandemic, fruit flies and getting hit by a truck) to record another sensational Dry Bar special.

In search of a comedian/architect who nails the sound of a didgeridoo? Wali Collins is your man.

Ellen Karis left her Wall Street job for stand-up comedy and has since unraveled the mysteries of being Greek, hair removal, and the Flo from Progressive conspiracy.

What really goes on at Zumba class? Why is Gen X never going out of business? How do you prep for bowel prep? These answers and more lie within Karen Morgan's second hilarious Dry Bar special.

Don McEnery gets real about peanut lawsuits, pray mantis mating, and five button pants.

A Boston native living in LA, Brian discusses life during the pandemic, corn mazes, and his family, from his kids to his grandparents.

Horace Sanders hilariously physicalizes drive thru miscommunication, New Testament haters, and gas station embarrassment.

Midnight cramps, Quebeccan conversations, and improvised music await you in this new comedy special from John Joseph.

Anthony Griffith is embracing all facets of reality. Living with multiple sclerosis and a wife who can’t see buildings, Anthony describes the parts of reality that are a bit more negotiable, like Afro Fish, 2 star hotels, and shrinking closets.

Seamlessly blending stand-up and storytelling, Jen Kober campaigns for house fly annihilation, alley candy acceptance, and public education on Girl Scout cookies.

Cory Kahaney opens up a can of know-how containing the secrets of finding Mr. Right, college art degrees, and mammograms.

Andy Gold combines inspiration with comedy as he shares about drug recovery, run-ins with life coaches, and misconceptions of Utahns.

With a delightfully dark sense of humor, it seems J Chris Newberg can make any topic funny, from Reese's Cups to Rosa Parks.

Sound effects, spot-on celebrity voices, and colorful characters await you in this brand new comedy special from the multitalented Steven Scott.

Runner-up on America's Got Talent, Taylor Williamson, shares his unique perspective on Japanese dancers, hipster adoption, and sleeping on the couch.

Former writer on the Ellen Show, Adam Yenser, gets real about pit bulls, being conservative in California, and why God's mad at national parks.

Marine, Harvard grad, stand-up comic, James P. Connolly arrives at the DB with a set as impressive as his resume, joking about cargo-shorts, home invasions, and everything in between.

The magnificently funny Mike James takes on misconceptions of tallness, people who don't snore, and cop-wives.

Barry Brewer takes us on a hilarious flight through everything that's annoying about air travel, with laugh-filled layovers at the subjects of political correctness, defying stereotypes and matrimonial misunderstandings.

Tony Daro deserves a lifetime achievement award and he's about to tell us why. Hint: it involves fake beer, unwanted surprise parties, and surviving a teenage daughter.

"Old dad" Auggie Smith is spitting facts as fiery as they are funny. Whether it's on the subjects of child leashes, poison control or wedding vows, Auggie will singe your eyebrows with red-hot truth.

What makes a man tough? For Wisconsin-native comedian Tim Harmston, it involves priuses, custom-pants, and tricking yourself to exercise.

Vik Pandya recounts his daily life, populated with tech support face-offs, Groupon chiropractics, and the cultural appropriation of dating shows.

Frequently caught thinking about nothing, Cory Edwards is here to joke a bit about everything. Join Cory for a memorable monologue of movies, McDonalds and munchkins.

Jose Sarduy is a Cuban-American Air-Force pilot turned comedian and as you can guess: he's got no shortage of stories. That's why he's back at Dry Bar with hysterical tales of planes, Priuses, and penguins.

Comedian and Indian-immigrant Raghu Adibhatla breaks down how American and Indian culture collide and what this means for the future of Santa Claus, spelling bees, and James Bond.

When it comes to jokes about being a substitute, there's no substitute for Renard Hirsch. In today's lesson, Renard goes over eyebrow etiquette, the key to a terrible yearbook photo, and when to watch out for worship leaders.

The always funny Jonnie W. is back at the Dry Bar to warn the perils of nursery, homeschoolers, and seat warmers.

In his debut Dry Bar special, Jeremy Alder gets straight "Texas", talking homeschool education, Christian rock bands, and how to know if you're a real man.

From writing on the Tonight Show to touring with some of the biggest names in the business, Frank King shares stories from a career in comedy, highlighting hunters, morticians and who, in fact, is too stupid to live.

What happens when you add together two anniversaries, three near death experiences, and all the latinos in the bible? The answer lies only within Dennis Gaxiola's second hilarious Dry Bar special.

Jaron Myers knows how to get the fun out of life, so we get the funny. Pull up a chair and enjoy bottomless tales of potions, indestructible Waffle Houses, and the airdrop caper of the century.

Utah-native Travis Tate has a bone to pick. Specifically with: compression shirts, little league and wedding gifts.

Five years ago, Brad Upton destroyed the internet with his roast of millennials. And, he's not done yet! Brad's back with a vengeance to lampoon masks, merging, and millionaires.

From a public school teacher to a national touring comedian, Lucas Bohn shares his journey of following his dreams in the midst of life’s many curve balls. Lucas brings with him a classic love story, a plethora of jokes from students, and the joys of mid-life adoption.

The hysterical Mike E. Winfield tells his side of the story, including self-checkout security, older woman attraction and little league coaching.

Michael Glatzmaier, a musical comedian with a “mostly improvised” approach, parents, hates, and seduces the audience with his angelic voice and average guitar.

Coming from LA, Steve Simeone has some news to share about what really matters in life. It has something to do with ice cream for breakfast, Tesla avoidance, and green dye.

Since the world ended and he became cat-famous, Zoltan Kaszas has stuck to the things that hurt his heart, like zoom comedy and full-time adulting.

All Momma Boronkay wanted was for her three sons to have nice families and secure jobs, which is exactly what the other two boys did...then there was Bill.

A savant of both trees and the paranormal, Karen Rontowski prides herself on her write-offs and attainability. She shares her average life of UFO conventions, haunted mirrors, and authentic relaxation sounds.